As I sit here, the only thought that runs through my head is .. is it the right time?
Waiting for the right time is delicate. The process requires self preparation, mentally and physically. In most senses, spiritually too as we should all be beings guided by the Holy Spirit.
Often times[pun unintended], we are either ahead of the right timing, or behind time. The chances of being in the right frame of time is usually very slim, but if practiced and kept disciplined .. I am sure that possibility increases through time. Maybe I'll add some points to when is the right time.
As mentioned earlier, the right timing involves that preparation of the mental, physical and spiritual components of the human being. Of course, depending on what you're waiting for .. the order of preparation varies. Some prepare the physical, then the mental and lastly the spiritual. Some prepare the spiritual, then the mental .. and then gets the physical going. Some .. mentally, spiritually, and then physically. Again, this is subjective to the nature of the task or the occasion .. which in this case is the correct timing.
The right time … to?
As per beginning of this entry, I sit here waiting for the right time to …
BOM THE TOILET!
Hey, it's a delicate process … okay!? Sometimes, it requires you to just wait till all of your processed material to be compacted in the colon .. and for some of the parts to solidify! If not .. you'll get a really ugly scene. Wouldn't you agree? I mean, let's be honest. How many times have we gone to the toilet and just let er' rip .. only to end up with a sense of dissatisfaction that not all of it came out? There's that little nugget that refuses to be pushed out even though you've been slugging it out for about 10 minutes contracting your colon muscles? I understand that sometimes what comes out isn't exactly solidifiable .. due to the wrong choice of food the night before or in the morning .. but in that too .. sometimes you get … leftovers.
So then … the art of the right timing. For you-know-what-now .. I'm pretty sure. I usually keep it in for as long as I can. Of course, discernment is needed .. in which is the mental preparation required for a good dismount. Feel is needed .. though you don't really have receptors within your colon. Whether it's the not-so-solid type, or not-solid-at-all type. Hmm… if you get the totally-solid type, you better pray that you had enough vegetables and drank enough water when you had your meal.
The physical preparation involves .. nothing more than a good toilet seat and the luxury of time to use the good toilet seat. See, I'm at home, so I have the luxury to use the toilet at any time I want. Now, that's a good thing .. unless my mom decides to take her shower. Worse, if she takes the 30 - 45 minute shower. But thankfully, she knows the right time and right length of time. There's another toilet in the house anyway .. so I was just pulling your leg. Hehe.
Anyhow, I sure hope that if you've read till this far, you've not lost your your appetite for lunch, or any meal for that matter. Make sure you eat your vegetables and drink lotsa water though. Good lubricants. Whoops .. did I just say "lube"? *taboooo
David[hmm...]
PS: There's nothing spiritual about this business .. so I guess there isn't a need for spiritual preparation. HEHAEHAEAH!
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